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15

Jul

source

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(Source: shikostuff)

ivorysorrows:

radhomo:

my new favorite color

God is real

D:l I need this in my life.

ivorysorrows:

radhomo:

my new favorite color

God is real

D:l I need this in my life.

11

Jul

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

Pffffffffffffffff been there…ate all that. =w=

(Source: dispora)

16

Jun

50 questions, 50 ways to get to know me ~ Lolita Version (Please ask me something!)

1:
How did you first get into Lolita?
2:
Do you have a favorite Lolita style?
3:
What if I told you that you are my Lolita inspiration?
4:
Baby, the Stars Shine Bright or Alice and The Pirates?
5:
Do have any Lolita meets you plan on attending soon?
6:
How many petticoats do you own?
7:
First lucky pack, lucky or unlucky?
8:
What color were your first pair of tea parties?
9:
Did you wear Lolita today?
10:
What brand and series is your most comfortable JSK/OP from?
11:
Could you go for the rest of your life without wearing Lolita?
12:
Do you prefer Wigs, Hair Extensions or your Natural Hair?
13:
OTKs or Knee Highs?
14:
Do you still own your first Lolita piece?
15:
Do you currently have a Dream Dress?
16:
Have you ever gotten a dream dress only to be disappointed in it?
17:
To what extent has Lolita entered your lifestyle?
18:
How many days a week do you wear Lolita?
19:
Did your last kiss take place while wearing Lolita?
20:
Do you have a favorite print series?
21:
Where is your favorite place to buy off-brand items?
22:
Bonnets or Headbows?
23:
Have you ever been to Baby, the Stars Shine Bright in Paris?
24:
From which brand do you own the most items?
25:
How does your family react to Lolita?
26:
Kuro or Shiro?
27:
Look in your closet. Name the first Lolita item you see. Would you ever part with it?
28:
What is the last item you bought from a sales comm?
29:
Do you own anything from an indie brand?
30:
Do you create anything related to Lolita?
31:
Has Lolita helped or hindered your love life?
32:
Falsies or just mascara?
33:
Do you have a color preference when it comes to Lolita?
34:
How do you cope with negative views about Lolita?
35:
Do you have a favorite brand?
36:
Do you enjoy or are you annoyed with the attention that Lolita brings from onlookers?
37:
Cotton blouses or cutsew?
38:
Lolita really is a beautiful thing, huh?
39:
Is there a time were you absolutely won't wear Lolita?
40:
What is on your wrists right now?
41:
Have you ever worn Lolita in Japan?
42:
OPs or JSKs?
43:
Have you ever regretted buying Lolita?
44:
What's the silliest thing you've done in Lolita?
45:
Gothic or Bittersweet?
46:
Does Lolita make you genuinely happy?
47:
OTT or Simple?
48:
Have you ever had a bad experience because you wear Lolita?
49:
Have you ever submitted a secret?
50:
Do you think you will wear Lolita into old age?

14

Jun

tinalikesbutts:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

…my shoulders aren’t sexual organs.

My breasts are not sexual organs. They are a means of feeding my child…can you junk do that? No. So please reframe from treating my breasts as your privet sexual tease.

11

Jun

lacigreen:

thecatsmeow90:

thecatsmeow90:

My lovely friends and I did a thing.

I also really want my idol, lacigreen to see this. 

THIS IS AMAZING AND SO ON POINT!!!  i’m so proud of u bb!!!  ❤❤

03

Jun

niallimlegal:

the white house released this video on sexual assault that actually targets men, telling them not to rape, rather than telling women not to be raped. please watch this.

(Source: cocoatiede)

30

May

jazminekhan:

relighters:

reverseracist:

shiit-ake:

his underwear look so fucking dirty like yea I’m gonna choke, choke on that goddam lasagna youve been hiding down there for six fucking months

I’m pretty sure that’s the blood from the tattoo but ight

Isn’t that what they print on small objects?

OMFG HAHAHAHAHA

pff looks like he did it himself with a sharpy.

jazminekhan:

relighters:

reverseracist:

shiit-ake:

his underwear look so fucking dirty like yea I’m gonna choke, choke on that goddam lasagna youve been hiding down there for six fucking months

I’m pretty sure that’s the blood from the tattoo but ight

Isn’t that what they print on small objects?

OMFG HAHAHAHAHA

pff looks like he did it himself with a sharpy.

(Source: mexicancricket)

sleepingwithjalex:

ierchenko-val:

fedorable-patrick:

save-infinity-on-high:

i am currently confused and freaked out a little bit

*whispers* kill your double

do all band members freaking share clothes or something

>///u//> Some of us like to thinks so. Like they have dorky sleep overs and swap clothes like teenage girls.

29

May

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “JUST SOME.”Bottom Text: “CASHIER RANTS.”]
So lately I’ve been on the registers at the store where everyone can be a Maxxinista and I, and my fellow Robins, have had all the same complaints about being a cashier:
Get off your phone. Seriously, it’s rude. 
Going along with that, please try to acknowledge our presence, we’re living people, not machines. At the very least say hello back.
Pay attention to the transaction going on. I know there are a lot of things around registers that can be distracting, but you’re spending your money, try to focus to make sure everything goes right.
When asked if you want your money back in cash or on your card “Whatever you want to do” is not an acceptable answer. I can’t make that decision as it is your money.
Please don’t snatch stuff out of our hands.
Try not to be rude to us if something goes wrong with the transaction, some of us are still learning. 
Please try to remember your debit/credit cards and/or cash or checks. I know people forget these things from time to time, but if you come out with the sole intention to shop, please have something.
Along that line, please try to remember how much money you have available. If your card(s) are declined, it’s not our fault. Try to check your bank statements.
Please pay attention to the price tags. For example: if you have several Polo shirts (which are about $34.99-39.99) they are going to add up quickly. Plus tax.
Don’t forget about tax. 
I have a small counter area between my register and the ones on either side, please don’t pile all your items on there. I can only bag things so fast.
If I try to hand you a bag to clear counter space, clearly it’s OK to take it. Don’t just stare at me.
Don’t throw money at me, I’m not a stripper. Either hand it to me or place it on the counter if you don’t want to touch my hand.
And the biggest one of all: DON’T ARGUE WITH ME. Honestly, whatever I tell you is what I’ve been told to say. I can’t change store policy, I can’t make exceptions. Sorry, not sorry. 
I’m sure there are more, but this is all I could think of for now. To quote one of my co-workers “We don’t get paid enough to put up with [customer’s] crap.” 

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “JUST SOME.”

Bottom Text: “CASHIER RANTS.”]

So lately I’ve been on the registers at the store where everyone can be a Maxxinista and I, and my fellow Robins, have had all the same complaints about being a cashier:

  • Get off your phone. Seriously, it’s rude. 
  • Going along with that, please try to acknowledge our presence, we’re living people, not machines. At the very least say hello back.
  • Pay attention to the transaction going on. I know there are a lot of things around registers that can be distracting, but you’re spending your money, try to focus to make sure everything goes right.
  • When asked if you want your money back in cash or on your card “Whatever you want to do” is not an acceptable answer. I can’t make that decision as it is your money.
  • Please don’t snatch stuff out of our hands.
  • Try not to be rude to us if something goes wrong with the transaction, some of us are still learning. 
  • Please try to remember your debit/credit cards and/or cash or checks. I know people forget these things from time to time, but if you come out with the sole intention to shop, please have something.
  • Along that line, please try to remember how much money you have available. If your card(s) are declined, it’s not our fault. Try to check your bank statements.
  • Please pay attention to the price tags. For example: if you have several Polo shirts (which are about $34.99-39.99) they are going to add up quickly. Plus tax.
  • Don’t forget about tax. 
  • I have a small counter area between my register and the ones on either side, please don’t pile all your items on there. I can only bag things so fast.
  • If I try to hand you a bag to clear counter space, clearly it’s OK to take it. Don’t just stare at me.
  • Don’t throw money at me, I’m not a stripper. Either hand it to me or place it on the counter if you don’t want to touch my hand.
  • And the biggest one of all: DON’T ARGUE WITH ME. Honestly, whatever I tell you is what I’ve been told to say. I can’t change store policy, I can’t make exceptions. Sorry, not sorry. 

I’m sure there are more, but this is all I could think of for now. To quote one of my co-workers “We don’t get paid enough to put up with [customer’s] crap.”